literally the most gorgeous thing ever
A few weeks ago I noticed someone called me but I didn’t recognize the number so I ignored it.
A couple days later he sends me a friend request. Blocked that shit.
Yesterday night I get a text: ‘heyy Lydia whats up’ and I’m like “who is this?”
Its this kid
SERIOUSLY MAN, SERIOUSLY. YOU ASK ME TO BUY YOU SOMETHING AND WHEN I SAY NO BECAUSE I HAVE TO PAY FOR BILLS AND SUCH YOU CALL ME NAMES. People like this do not get a second chance. Sorry not sorry but leave me the fuck alone
This idiot fucking called me again tonight. Literally stop. My phone rings, I pick up and I’m like hello? And he’s like hey it’s jordan. “jordan from canton?” “yeah hows it going?” “good. don’t call me again. bye”
luckily i learned how to block people on my phone :3
THERE’S THIS FUCKING KID IN THE STUDIO WHO WHISTLEs REALLY FUCKING LOUDLY AND I SWEAR TO GOD I AM GOING TO RIP OUT HIS THROAT
ugh i just want to talk to you all day but i don’t want to be whiney and annoying…..
come lay down next to me and i’ll tell you about all the dogs i saw today
Here you go.
Payday: OMG SO MUCH MONEY BANK ACCOUNT MANY DIGITS
2 days later, after bills are paid and budget is set: LEMME CHECK THIS COUCH CUSHION FOR LOOSE CHANGE SO I CAN GET A LATTE
i want a boyfriend for the sole purpose of killing spiders. i am a wimp and i hate killing spiders it is terrifying.
want have a boyfriend for the sole purpose of killing spiders. i am a wimp and i hate killing spiders it is terrifying.